What was your purpose of coming to Israel? To visit my brother for Christmas and New Years What cities did you go to while you were here? Tel-aviv, Haifa, Nazareth, Jerusalem, Bethlehem, and Ramallah- Excuse me, could you wait here for a moment? Sure :) A minute later, a different officer walked up to me. She introduced herself as the head of airport security and started asking me the same questions. What was your purpose... It was like a song on repeat. All the same questions, all the same answers. When I got to the end of my part of the chorus... "Bethlehem, and Ramallah-", Her face displayed a reaction similar to that of biting into a lemon. What is that?! A coffee mug. See it says here לקחת רגע לקפה What about these? Why are you carrying five jackets? This continued for for a while and the next five hours were filled with questions, full body scans, patdowns, and searches through everything. The punchline to this is that ...